I'm very grateful to Jane Kellock of The Women's Room blog for allowing me to reproduce this highly authoritative woman's view on summer wear for men. It's always good to know what presses the buttons of the fair sex when we throw open our wardrobes and muse over what to wear. For more wonderful advice for the older woman visit the blog, where you can see this post in its original form.
[Note: Grey Fox takes no responsibility whatsoever for the views contained below (brogues without socks? Sheesh!) Enjoy...]
Jane Kellock writes - As the weather begins to warm up (she says optimistically) and our thoughts turn to summer dressing, I thought it might be time for a few words of advice for the men in our lives, on how to approach the coming months.
Middle-aged men can have a hard time when it comes to dressing, particularly in the summer, as it can be tricky to find the right flesh to fabric ratio, length of shorts, appropriate footwear and most importantly, age appropriate look. As you know, we don't like too many rules when it comes to clothes, but there are certain things which are clearly wrong when it comes to middle-aged style and unless you are married to David Beckham or an Italian, most of our menfolk need a little guidance as they age.
David Beckham, while not strictly middle-aged, is the perfect example of a man who exudes style from every orifice. While some women might find that level of self awareness and grooming unattractive in a man, in my eyes, he can do no wrong. He gets both casual and formal completely right and has clearly passed his innate sense of style onto his boys.
Middle-aged men can have a hard time when it comes to dressing, particularly in the summer, as it can be tricky to find the right flesh to fabric ratio, length of shorts, appropriate footwear and most importantly, age appropriate look. As you know, we don't like too many rules when it comes to clothes, but there are certain things which are clearly wrong when it comes to middle-aged style and unless you are married to David Beckham or an Italian, most of our menfolk need a little guidance as they age.
David Beckham, while not strictly middle-aged, is the perfect example of a man who exudes style from every orifice. While some women might find that level of self awareness and grooming unattractive in a man, in my eyes, he can do no wrong. He gets both casual and formal completely right and has clearly passed his innate sense of style onto his boys.
David is also one of only a handful of men that can carry off a vest and unless your partner/brother/dad is a Beckham body double, South American drug dealer, or pro skater Jason Dill, a vest is to be avoided at all costs. Tommy Lee may be able to cavort on Venice beach with Pamela Anderson and look good in a vest, but the majority of British men will look more Eddie Yates in Hilda's living room after a long shift on the bins.
So just what should M.A.D [middle aged dads. GF.] bear in mind when putting together the essential summer wardrobe? Simple neutral colours such as black, white, grey or navy and perhaps even pale blue are fine. Pastel and bright colours are not. Stripe combinations ditto.
Keeping it clean and simple from either Margaret Howell, Uniqlo or Gap, avoids awkward fashionable (not fashionable) colour choices. Football tops or sportswear (apart from when doing actual sports) are unacceptable - always ditto flip flops, unless they are poolside and, even then, a more covered up pool slide is a more attractive option. No man (apart from my husband - but that's another story) has nice feet and no-one wants to see them ever - especially not at work!
Shirts again should be kept simple and clean. Pastels and bright colours are acceptable here, however, but only in checks or gingham. Stripe pastel shirts (along with ironic ties and socks) are too "Wolf of Wall Street" should be avoided. Bright coloured trousers and shorts are a tricky one unless you are the super cool (young) hipsters in the top image, European, or the posh bloke from Googlebox (God, I love that programme).
Bright shorts are easier to pull off on holiday [sounds fun, GF.] and bright trousers are fine if you are a lord or live in the country, but generally navy, black or stone narrow-leg trousers and tailored shorts work best. Shorts should be narrow, but not tight (therefore gay, which is fab, but not on the father of your children) and on, or just above the knee - any shorter is venturing into Joey Essex territory and we all know how wrong that would be!
For a modern look, a rolled up trouser leg, no socks and a Grenson brogue says contemporary smart casual, but still manly. Denim should be detail free and clean. High quality Japanese selvedge denim (Albam, APC, Margaret Howell) is ideal, but if you can't persuade your man that £200 is good value for a pair of jeans, Uniqlo dark wash work equally well.
Knitwear also should also ideally be high quality and simple, ditto sweatshirts - in fact the general rule of thumb for successful middle-aged male dressing is "less is more". There really is nothing more ageing than a man who likes a pint rather than the gym, wearing all the latest Top Man trends in one outfit. We call them "Brighton Dads" in our house, which is probably a bit mean. But you know the sort. Worked in advertising but recently it's been all about viral online marketing, spends more time in Shoreditch House than is good for his relationship and favours Opening Ceremony sunglasses, Obey t-shirts, mid calf length Abercrombie shorts and accessorised with a Palace skateboard at weekends.
Keeping it clean and simple from either Margaret Howell, Uniqlo or Gap, avoids awkward fashionable (not fashionable) colour choices. Football tops or sportswear (apart from when doing actual sports) are unacceptable - always ditto flip flops, unless they are poolside and, even then, a more covered up pool slide is a more attractive option. No man (apart from my husband - but that's another story) has nice feet and no-one wants to see them ever - especially not at work!
Shirts again should be kept simple and clean. Pastels and bright colours are acceptable here, however, but only in checks or gingham. Stripe pastel shirts (along with ironic ties and socks) are too "Wolf of Wall Street" should be avoided. Bright coloured trousers and shorts are a tricky one unless you are the super cool (young) hipsters in the top image, European, or the posh bloke from Googlebox (God, I love that programme).
Bright shorts are easier to pull off on holiday [sounds fun, GF.] and bright trousers are fine if you are a lord or live in the country, but generally navy, black or stone narrow-leg trousers and tailored shorts work best. Shorts should be narrow, but not tight (therefore gay, which is fab, but not on the father of your children) and on, or just above the knee - any shorter is venturing into Joey Essex territory and we all know how wrong that would be!
For a modern look, a rolled up trouser leg, no socks and a Grenson brogue says contemporary smart casual, but still manly. Denim should be detail free and clean. High quality Japanese selvedge denim (Albam, APC, Margaret Howell) is ideal, but if you can't persuade your man that £200 is good value for a pair of jeans, Uniqlo dark wash work equally well.
Knitwear also should also ideally be high quality and simple, ditto sweatshirts - in fact the general rule of thumb for successful middle-aged male dressing is "less is more". There really is nothing more ageing than a man who likes a pint rather than the gym, wearing all the latest Top Man trends in one outfit. We call them "Brighton Dads" in our house, which is probably a bit mean. But you know the sort. Worked in advertising but recently it's been all about viral online marketing, spends more time in Shoreditch House than is good for his relationship and favours Opening Ceremony sunglasses, Obey t-shirts, mid calf length Abercrombie shorts and accessorised with a Palace skateboard at weekends.
"Style" cannot be mentioned in the same breath as the words Tommy and Lee. The guy personifies the term clueless ignoramus in all senses.
ReplyDeleteBest Regards,
Heinz-Ulrich von B.
No offense, but "typical woman response", what's trendy, what's now, what are a few celebrities wearing. Nothing an adult male need pay much attention to, and possibly nothing she'd admit to next year.
ReplyDeleteMy how I laughed, Brighton Dads indeed. Sound advice never the less. Sock less brogues! The jury's still out, I've not made up my mind on that one, but it's no biggy, it's not exactly tropical in Central Scotland yet.
ReplyDeleteAl
An interesting piece, which on the whole I agree with, although I’m not too sure about the sockless brogue look being acceptable for an older man. My 20 year old son gets away with the look, but I feel that I would appear to be trying too hard.
ReplyDeleteOn another topic, it will be interesting to see whether the new film “The Two Faces of January”, has the Mad Men effect and influences mens style next summer.
Regards
Phil